ALTOONA, Pennsylvania (AP) — While Democrats increasingly worry about winning ugly, Barack Obama was losing beautifully at a bowling lane in this central Pennsylvania city.  Obama dropped by the bowling lanes as part of his new emphasis on low-key, face-to-face campaigning during a six-day bus tour through the state.  And it was clear from the start that Obama was way out of his league, certainly any bowling league.The crowd of regulars pressed in to take pictures, get autographs, and rib him on his poor skills. Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37.  "I was terrible," Obama laughed as he shook hands with a crowd that had gathered outside the building once word spread he was there.

We are not a political group here at Barstool Sports.    We don’t endorse candidates and we don’t talk politics.  BUT this story can’t be ignored.   Obama bowled a 37?     That’s impossible!     Even Manzo can bowl a 37!   That’s got to be the worst male score ever recorded in the history of earth.    There is just NO way I can vote for this guy now.   I mean how can you trust anybody who is this bad at anything in life?    And if you don’t think that enemies of this country would be emboldened by having a guy who can only bowl a 37 in the oval office than you are nuts!    I can just see Osama Bin Laden sitting around a campfire screaming “HE ONLY BOWLED A 37!THE AMERICANS ARE WEAK!"     Bottom-line is I just can’t respect a guy who can’t break 40 and neither will the rest of the world.    I mean McCain can’t even walk right and Hillary is a chick and I bet they both can smash a 37.

- Thanks to Cam for the tip