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Introducing Felicia from Boston. Those boots are fucking awesome! And her body is okay huh? You can see Felicia dancing at about a million clubs throughout Boston. Not surprisingly she puts asses in the seats.

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KTNV.com - One man's Halloween will not be too pleasant since he was arrested early Friday morning for DUI. Travis Stone was dressed head to toe in silver paint. The silver man was driving a gold Mercedes near the U.S. 95 and Decatur when police caught him. Apparently Stone was driving under the influence, lost control, and went into the right shoulder.Stone has been charged with DUI with accident and failure to maintain travel lane. Be sure to watch the full raw video from the Action News Hawk, it is in the video gallery to the right.

God damn the Silver Surfer must be pissed!   I mean it’s bad enough that this guy got captured while dressed as him, but the papers can’t even get his name right.   It’s the Silver Surfer not Silver Man.  Talk about a slap in the face.  On the bright side at least this guy did him justice with the mug shot though.

Foxnews - A Texas man was jailed last week after refusing to pay for a second buffet meal after his girlfriend "ate a couple bites from his plate."The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Wednesday that Dan Linscomb, 40, of Texas City, Texas, was arrested Oct. 21 after refusing to pay for the second $7 meal at an Iron Skillet restaurant in northwest Atlanta. According to a police report, Linscomb said "there were no signs in the restaurant that said someone could not have some food off your plate," the paper said. Linscomb was jailed on a charge of theft of services, but was released two days later after he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, the paper said.

Fucking Texans. No respect for authority. Honestly what is Dan Liscomb trying to prove here?  Everybody knows the rules of an all you can eat buffet are hard and fast.   No fucking sharing!  Not one bite, not a couple bites, not an entire meal.  It’s pretty black and white.    So spare me the song and dance about how there were no signs that said he couldn’t share.  You don’t see any signs that you can’t murder people either do you? Now I know some people probably are thinking spending two days in jail is too harsh a punishment for this crime, but I say it’s not harsh enough.   Because if we let people start abusing the All You Can Eat Buffet then what gets abused next?Free refills on drinks?   All You Can Eat Ribs?   No, we can’t let this happen.  I won’t let this happen!

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Hi Barstool Sports,

Great web Mag!  A few of my friends out here in Amherst read it
regularly. I go to UMass Amherst and there's an all girls college out
here called Mount Holyoke.  I was driving behind this Volvo SUV and
noticed that the Mount Holyoke sticker in the window was complimented
with a vanity plate that was too hilarious to believe.  I'll let you
make the connection, but thought it might be a funny one for the
readers.  The picture from my phone is attached.

Thanks,

Brycen

People always ask me how I was able to create the Barstool Sports empire or why I think people like the blog so much. And outside of being flat out lucky, I think my biggest attribute is that I know what funny is. I may not be funny myself, but I know it when I see it. Now having said that I'm totally confused on this one.. Because I really didn't think this picture was that good, but at the same time here I am blogging about it. I'm curious what the Stoolies think. Is this picture blog worthy?

Vote 1 for not funny and 10 you just pissed yourself laughing.

Orchard Park, NY-- The call came out early in the third quarter Sunday to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium. It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom. A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall. The couple was arrested [at] Sunday’s Bills-Jets game. In November 1998, a couple was charged with public lewdness after being caught having sex in the upper-level stands during a Bills game.

You'd think that since the Patriots and Buffalo have been division rivals since the Late Cretaceous Period that I'd hate Bills fans with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but not so. There's a lot to admire about those lovable little almost-Canadian bastards. They root for a team that's synonymous with not being able to win the Big One. They support an owner who bitches about not having enough money while he names a stadium after himself. They cheered for Willis McGahee only to have him turn around and demand a trade because the women of Buffalo were too ugly for his liking. It's tough life up there. I imagine it's cold enough just sitting in the upper deck at The Ralph in Novemeber, never mind getting your swerve on. And as far as bathroom sex is concerned, I don't even like to pee in the men's rooms at Gillette. Any guy who's willing to go into one of those filth-laden petri dish bathroom stalls and put it to his ugly-ass Adirondack girlfriend is a tougher man than I.

Poor Hulkster. It's bad enough that his ex wife is dating a teenager who looks exactly like every member of his family. But now she is carrying around the dude's skateboard, sucking it's dick like she's some X Games groupie or something. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I'm being dead series when I say I think I'd prefer the First Lady create a porno with another dude before she carries around his skateboard.

Do the Rockets really expect to win a title with Georghe Muresan playing center? Holy crap was Yao Ming awful last night. Perk absolutely dominated him. And did you see that play in the 3rd quarter when Yao went up for a dunk and got rejected by...the rim? That happens when you're 6-5, not 7-5.

The Celtics followed up Saturday night's shit-stain of an effort in Indiana with a we're-still-the-team-to-beat victory over the Rockets in Houston. And they did so with average efforts from KG and PP. Ray Allen was the man, dropping 29 on the defenseless Tracy McGrady. And how about Donny Marshall just blasting T-Choke on every possession for his lack of effort on defense? A big thank you to Rockets coach Rick Adelman for his failure to pull McGrady off Allen until it was too late.

Back to Perk, who was a monster. His statline - 15 pts, 7 reb and 4 blks - doesn't do his effort justice. He crammed a Yao turnaround jumper right back in his face and had this nasty swat on Ron Artest.

Referee Scott Foster (Tim Donaghy's good buddy) might as well have worn a Rockets jersey. He blew several calls including a McGrady acting job on a 3-point shot late in the fourth which could have hurt the C's had McGag not missed one of the freebies. On to OKC to play with the Thunder.

Chuck - Red's Army

In keeping with the spirit of the day here is another Presidential video. And if this is fake I don't even want to know about it because it will totally break my heart. I mean what happened to Presidente? I think he died right? I wish they didn't cut to commerical because I would have loved to seen how many times the host kept saying "Presidente, Presidente, Presidente", before Presidente responded. I got the over under at 23.

via youarehated.com

The Herald: If the Red Sox [ team stats] were entertaining thoughts that their efforts to re-sign free agent catcher Jason Varitek [ stats] were going to be easy, they learned otherwise yesterday. Agent Scott Boras told reporters that New York Yankees catcher Jorge Posada’s four-year, $52.4 million deal, which was agreed to last offseason, will serve as a benchmark for any team looking to land Varitek. “It’s probably representative, age-wise,” Boras said, “and it’s also representative of what a player on a winning team (is worth). You’re not going to have many catchers who have the performance levels and a 60 percent winning percentage on a franchise and have won two world championships and caught four no-hitters. The idea of it is that there just aren’t many in the marketplace that can lead a club like Jason Varitek and that’s going to be his value.”

When Theo Epstein first heard Varitek was looking for a four year deal, he had to have thought it was a joke. I'll bet he even wrote it down in his diary: "Scott Boras had a very funny joke today" and laughed about it later that night. But they're serious? Really? Look, no one has had his lips more firmly air-locked on 'Tek's buttocks than I have. I'm on record as agreeing with every point Boras makes about the championships and the four no-hitters, none of which would've happened if the Sox had just some random Molina brother behind the plate. And I've said that even while Varitek's been getting annihilated for being a confirmed .220 hitter. But around Opening Day of next year he turns 37. Boras can't honestly think Theo is interested in being committed to a 41 year old catcher for any kind of money, much less $13 mil a year. I love how people get all intimidated by Boras like "Oooh, he's such a tough negotiator. He's not going to go for the hometown discount. The Sox will have to meet his demands, oooh..." Why? The best deal Boras can get is the best deal that's out there. Does anyone honestly think there's a team out there willing to cough up that kind of a deal for a guy who hits like he's swinging a souvenier novelty bat? If so, then more power to him. Thanks for everything Jason. But I say the Sox will the only team making a bid, they'll offer two years maximum, and if that's not good enough than Varitek and Boras can both piss up a rope. Heidi Watney will be sad about it, but there'll always be other players to seduce.

Caitlin as an angel.

Bostonherald.com - An 18-year-old New England Patriots[ team stats] cheerleader was booted off the squad yesterday after pictures from Facebook surfaced that showed the Sharpie-packing pompom queen posing over a passed-out pal who has naughty words, pictures - and two swastikas - scrawled all over his face, arms and back. Caitlin Davis and an unidentified pal appear to be writing on the unconscious prank victim and the words “penis,” ‘I’m a Jew’ and a pair of swastikas are clearly visible on his face, neck, arms and torso. The pictures were originally posted on the Web site onblastatlast.com. But yesterday they made the ever-popular Deadspin.com and Caitlin’s fate was sealed.“She is no longer with the squad,” Pats spokesman Stacey James told us yesterday. In fact, we understand that Caitlin was dismissed as soon as the team brass became aware of the Facebook fiasco. As you most certainly know, team owners Bob and Myra Kraft are huge in the Anti-Defamation League and, while Caitlin might have been given a pass on the penises, the swastikas were a no-go.

Apparently Caitlin Davis is no angel after all.    Just shows you that sometimes these kids are too young to handle all the fame and fortune that come with being a Pat’s cheerleader.   It’s too bad because Caitlin was one of the hottest chicks on the squad and a former smokeshow to boot.   Oh well let this be a lesson to all chicks out there.   You can draw all the cocks and dicks you want on your friend, but swastikas are a deal breaker.   And while I usually think it’s bullshit when people get in trouble over facebook, the Kraft’s hands were tied on this one.  Let’s just hope this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Caitlin Davis because now that we know she’s a freak, I kind of want to see more of her.  And by more I'm thinking something along the lines of the Saugus Ballet.

PS – How bout the ass on her friend?    We may need a double cover with these two freak shows.

Forget the war. Forget the economy. Forget finding Osama Bin Laden. If Barack Obama can get a college football playoff system in place he'll go down as the greatest President of all time in my book no questions asked. But to be honest, I think we got a better chance of finding Bin Laden

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