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Introducing Tina from Umass.   Man, what a smokeshow!   This girl has potato sack girl written all over her!   You know you’re legit when people are going up to Elizabeth Hurley and telling her that she is a poor man’s Tina from UMass and Elizabeth Hurley takes that as a compliment. Seriously that's how hot she is. Dare I say that Tina may be the perfect brunette?

Do you know any chicks even half as hot as Tina?   If you do nominate them for Smokeshow of the Day at randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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"Kickin It Old School Like an Old Fool"

- Thanks to Mike for the pic from Sunday's game

Reader Email:   Is This Lame?

Dear Barstool Sports,

My roommates and I decided to make a beer wall in the living/ dining room of our dorm the first weekend of school.  I have attached the picture hoping you guys will put it on the site.  It consists of 1060 beer cans and is made up of Bud Heavy (BC logo), Bud and Busch Light (blue background), and Miller High Life (2009).  It took us a bunch of weekends to finish, as we stipulated that all the beer must be purchased by us and drank in our dorm room. A bunch of friends helped out, along with some family and other visitors.  I would appreciate it if you guys put this up on the site, to pay homage to the Class of 2009 at BC.  (This is what college seniors do when they can't find any jobs.)  Thanks in advance.

Chris

I can hear my Bud Rep Scotty Diamond singing "For Boston, For Boston" as I write this.  Anyway, I had to post this email.  Not because I was curious whether people thought this was lame or not, but because when somebody asks me to pay homage to the Class of 2009 at BC, who am I to say no?   I mean everybody knows deep down at places I don’t talk about at parties, I’m a triple Eagle at heart.    Anyway what do people think of this beer wall?  Is it impressive or lame?    Personally I was all set to vote for impressive and then I remembered this is BC we’re talking about so I switched to lame.   Seriously you’re going to have to do more than beat ND every year to get my respect.

Vote 1 for lame and 10 for impressive

I know we posted a small picture of Big Daddy Smooth yesterday but that didn't do him justice. Especially since it had been far too long since we had a Big Daddy Smooth sighting here at the Stool. In fact by my count the Pats vs. Bills game was the first sporting event Big Daddy Smooth has been to since the Sox lost to Tampa Bay. It's good to see him back on the horse. But I got to be honest here. I am totally and complettly petrified of his belly button. Something just ain't right there. That dude on the right better watch out because he's a whisker away from losing a finger in that thing.

- Thanks to Jim for the photos

(this Umass undergrad did not make the tournament this year)

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The sweet 16 is set for our Sexiest Halloween Costume in contest.   The field is stacked and voting is underway.    We will post the Final 8 on Thursday.   As a reminder the winner gets $750 bucks (in hats) courtesy of the Stool.       I honestly have no idea who is going to win this thing.   It is as wide open as it gets.     Should be fun.

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ELLENVILLE — Tony Casamento tipped the scales at 305 a couple days ago in gym class. That's just where the story would end if not for Casamento suddenly landing the task of quarterbacking Ellenville to the Section 9 Class C championship. He took over for the Class B semifinal last Friday after starter Sebastian Constable had an appendectomy two days earlier. Casamento smoothly led Ellenville to a 56-13 win over Millbrook. Now he will try to lead Ellenville to the sectional title over Sullivan West on Saturday."People laughed at me when I said he's a quarterback in a lineman's body,'' said Ellenville coach Tony Borriello. "But he really is. It's unfortunate that God gives us certain things, but you gotta deal with it.'' He started playing in the seventh grade, usually as a backup defensive tackle, before everything changed this season.

Listen I'm all for fat dudes doing well in life (I only hate fat chicks), but I'm calling bullshit here. This story just doesn't add up. And not just because this kid is rocking the old school Pony's either. Honestly how can this kid be good enough to play QB, but he couldn't crack the starting lineup as a defensive tackle? That makes NO sense. Keep in mind he weighs 3 bills and is supposedly nimble on his feet. So I'm not sure what type of publicity stunt Ellenville High School is trying to pull here, but I'm not falling for it. Just like how I told you Lohan would never give up cock, I'm telling you this kid isn't a legit QB.

- Kudos to every blog and media aoutlet that had this story before us. There were a lot of them. They are all awesome.

Happy Veterans Day and thank you from the Stool to all who are serving or who have served to keep us safe from the Pinko Commies.

Wow. And I thought the victory over the Pistons was exciting. I missed the first two-and-a-half quarters of this one (hey, when the kid is at the in-laws and the wife is horny, you gotta seize the moment), but was able to watch Paul Pierce cut the Raptors' hearts out and essentially end their season. Yes, it's over. They learned last night they aren't good enough to beat Boston. Anyone over 30 felt like Larry Bird was back on the parquet. Pierce dropped 22 in the fourth - burying 3s, nailing turnaround jumpers, reverse layups, driving and dishing....you name it, he did it. Like Cleveland, Detroit and Philly, the Jermaine O'Neal enhanced Raptors were supposed to challenge the C's this year. But Jermaine shat his shorts big time at the end of this one. In the final 2+ minutes, he had one shot blocked by Perk and coughed up two turnovers. And has anyone seen Chris Bosh? Did he play last night?

I gotta mention KG. While he was solid (21 pts, 10 reb), the highlight of his night came late in the 3rd with the Celtics down 6. He yapped his way into the head of Jose Calderon. Things got so bad, Calderon turned to the ref and begged him to stop KG from messing with him. Calderon tried to jaw back at KG, but by then, the damage was done. KG fired up the crowd, his team and made the Raptors guard piss his pants. Enjoy the rest of your meaningless season Toronto.

Chuck - Red's Army

I'd like to respond to one asstute reader who called me out for ignoring the tremendous play of a certain team in the Western conference. He's right. The Jazz are really tearing it up out there and deserve some recognition.

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Reader Email

So last night (Sat) my friends and I were sitting in the balcony section 302 at the garden.  There were 2 kids there dressed in a penguin and banana costume.  After the game they proceeded to roll down every set of stairs from the balcony down to the exit, and stop and fight every now and then.  At one point the security came over but couldnt stop laughing long enough to do anything.  Here are some pics.

Wendy, South Boston

I’m not quite sure what to say about this one.    I mean is this funny?  Are these guys losers?   Are they lunatics?  Did they get confused on when Halloween was? Is it all of the above?   Seriously there has to be some back story right?  You just don’t dress up as a penguin and a banana and roll around on the ground of the Garden fighting each other just for the hell of it do you?   And what's up with the penguin's shoe and sock combo? That strikes me as strange. Free Barstool hat to anybody who can ID the penguin and banana so we can get to the bottom of this.   

NFL.com: Not that Thursday night’s New York-New England clash needed any extra juice, but it just got some. Free-agent cornerback Ty Law reached agreement Monday with the Jets on a one-year deal, and is expected to play Thursday night against the Patriots. “This is going to be different playing Thursday night against the Patriots, matching up against my former team and the players I’m used to practicing against,” Law said as he was packing in Boston to drive to New York only to return to Boston again on Wednesday. I know they’re going to throw at me, but I welcome the challenge — bring it. I got the tricks for you.”

"Tricks" is actually an interesting choice of words, considering the way Law is whoring himself out to Mangini. This signing is nothing more than Mangini continuing to play out his "I'm Bill Belichick" fantasy. The two of them are probably in Mangina's office right now and he's pulling a gray hoodie out of his wall safe and telling Law to call him "Bill."

Really Mangini's Belichick fetish has gone way beyond creepy. I mean, they've had since free agency began in March to sign Law and they wait until three days before the Patriots game? Even the most partisan Jets fan has to hear the warning bells and realize this man needs serious help. I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear Manboobs has asked out Belichick's ex-wife. He probably paws through the dumpsters at Belichick's condo complex looking for his former mentor's uneaten food or used Kleenexes to add to his sick collection, oblivious to the fact that Belichick was never that into him.

This latest move seals it. Eric Mangini is a parasite. A remora, swimming alongside, feeding off the scraps of the Great White Belichick as he patrols the top of the food chain. Mangini is one of those birds who sits on top of a hippopotamus and eats the bugs off its back. He's the Kenny Bania to Belchick's Seinfeld; saying "I've got Ty Law now. I'm HUGE!" A talentless, wanna be hack, signing a washed up, over-the-hill Defensive Back off the street just because he played for Belichick years ago. I look forward to the Jets signing Myron Guyton next. It would sad if it wasn't so creepy.

Man I wouldn't want to play poker with Joe Scarborough. I mean he almost had me convinced that that he didn't realize he said "fuck you" on live television. This is a textbook example of how to handle a situation like this. It's like getting picked off in baseball. You don't go back to first. You just keep going full speed ahead and hope for the best. In fact, I bet Scarborough would have gotten away with it if all the other reporters didn't basically have an orgy when he dropped the F bomb. I mean the lady was definitely having an orgasm. Umm...ummmm, ohhhhh....come to Mommy!" Dude it's the word fuck. Who fucking cares?

PS - I thought Mike Barnacle was dead?

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