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Random Thoughts – December 5th


Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

New Brunswick, N.J. (CBS)- A high school drama teacher is under arrest accused of creating a real-life drama that could land her in prison. Lisa Glide, 35, is charged with the sexual assault of a 17-year-old student at Old Bridge High School. The drama teacher was being held at the county jail where she's accused of having a sexual affair with one of her students. "I was shocked because I knew this teacher and she was great," said Corey O'Neill, a student at the school. Students told CBS 2 Glide is a respected drama teacher who never seemed flirtatious with the male students who walked the halls. "She was nice, she was a really nice lady and she really loved what she did and she was really nice to all of us," said Aliese Keyzawski. But prosecutors say Glide was a little too nice to a student last year, who tells police he had an ongoing affair with the single teacher that began in February.

"Are you serious? That's disgusting. I'm appalled," said Charlie Poppiti, who has a child that attends the school. While some parents didn't want to believe the allegations, others wanted action.

I'm going to have to break a personal rule of mine and use the expression "That's what I'm talkin' about!" Sorry about that, but there's no other rational way to react to Miss Glide. Just from that look in her eye you can tell that not only does she have a banging body, but that the 17 year old in question got the sexual ride of his life. He ought to marry her now or else take his own life because it's all going to be downhill from here. He'll be one of those sad, pathetic people who's best days are behind him, like some former child star. But can the students and parents of Old Bridge High knock it off with the righteous indignation? Like that look on her face and the fact that she flirted with "the male students who walked the halls" didn't scream out "I'm holding auditions for the male lead in my new production of 'Miss Glide's Latest Sexual Conquest'. " Charlie Poppiti is just "digusted" and "appalled" that his kid didn't get the call back.

The Grades:
Looks:
Lisa definitely cracks the all time Sex Teacher Starting Lineup. Grade: A+.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement:
The only thing keeping her sexual GPA down. For sexually predatory teachers, 17 is the new 20. And where's the naked cell phone pictures? Sex on the school grounds? Hopefully new details will emerge, but for now it's just a Grade: C.
Intangibles
: Her nickname? How about Lisa "Astro" Glide. Grade: B.
Overall: A-.
This score is very much weighted by looks. But if we get a few more salacious details, she can absolutely become the stuff of legend. (Thanks to Michael L. and Sam B. for the story.)

— Jerry Thornton, 3:04 pm | permalink | 48 comments